TERMS & CONDITIONS

Welcome to Pitmaster Shirt Club, where we serve up limited-edition shirts hotter than a Texas brisket in July. Before you commit to the smokiest subscription this side of the internet, please read the fine print.

(Yes, we made it entertaining.)

 

1. Membership Shenanigans

By signing up, you agree to receive one exclusive BBQ-themed shirt per month, inspired by a legendary (or underground) pitmaster. You’ll also receive occasional extras like pitmaster stories, stickers, recipes, or general awesomeness. We offer monthly, 3-month, 6-month, and annual subscriptions. Cancel anytime on the monthly plan. Prepaid plans? Those ride until the meat runs out.

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2. No Refunds, No Regrets

We don’t do refunds, exchanges, or store credit. Why? Because we print in small batches and once the shirts are gone, they’re gone like burnt ends at a block party. Double-check your size, trust your gut, and thank us later.

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3. Shipping & Handling with Love

We ship once a month from our smoke-filled printshop. Expect your shirt to arrive around the 15th-20th —depending on postal speed, weather, and how hungry the mailman is. You’ll get a tracking number, but we can’t control what happens after it leaves our pit.

 

4. Shirt Sizing & Fit

Our shirts are premium, just like our taste in BBQ. We use high-quality blanks that fit true to size—unless you’ve been eating a lot of ribs lately. If in doubt, size up. These babies shrink less than a pitmaster’s ego.

 

5. Privacy Policy (a.k.a. We Don’t Sell Your Stuff)

Your info stays with us. We won’t sell, rent, or trade your data—unless it’s for a half-dozen Texas Twinkies

(kidding... mostly).

 

6. Pitmaster Confidentiality

The stories we share about pitmasters are with their blessing.

Don't go knocking on their smokehouse door unless you're patronizing their craft. Respect the pit.

 

7. Intellectual Property

Our designs, logos, and content are copyrighted. Don’t be the guy who copies our shirts and sells them at flea markets. That’s just sad—and also illegal.

 

8. Changes to These Terms

We may update these terms occasionally. 

We’ll let you know when it happens. Until then, assume everything still applies.

 

9. Contact

Got a burning question? Email us at pitcrew@pitmastershirtclub.com.

Just don’t ask us for refunds or to trade your shirt for one in “medium-well.”

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(To summarize all this for the law men)

Terms & Conditions Summary:
By subscribing to Pitmaster Shirt Club, you agree to receive a monthly, limited-edition BBQ-themed T-shirt along with related content and occasional extras. All sales are final—no refunds, returns, or exchanges due to the exclusive nature of our products. Subscription plans may be canceled anytime for monthly memberships; prepaid plans are non-refundable. We respect your privacy and do not share your personal information. All content, designs, and materials are the intellectual property of Pitmaster Shirt Club. By using our site and services, you agree to these terms and any updates made hereafter.